Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Whoops! We did it again! Another theme party!

Tis' the time of year for drunken office holiday parties, drunken friends' Christmas parties, or if you are Paige or myself, drunken Hanukkah parties with our boyfriend's families. Oh and it's also the time of year for Paige's birthday but since she shares it with Jesus no one really cares. Moving on.
Amongst all of the holiday themed parties (one's that are not for Paige) we have decided to have one as well. Instead of urging people to wear cocktail dresses or ugly Christmas sweaters we are asking that people come dressed as their favorite 90's icon. How festive!
This Saturday we are holding a 90's Icon Party, and we would like to take some time letting invitees know what they can do to help, and also what they are in for.

If Everything You Do, You Do for then here are things we think you could bring if you want:
Beer (preferably Zima)
Doritos 3D
Crystal Pepsi
Rice Krispie Cereal
Anything that came out of an Easy Bake Oven
Caramel Apple Pops
Kudos Bars (we like the Snickers version of this "healthy" snack)
Dippin Dots
Clearly Canadian
Froot by the Foot
(why did we drink this stuff?)

NOT! You really don't need to bring anything except if you happen to find Zima and have enough bones we would appreciate it.

Please leave the following at home:
Caller ID
Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul
Beanie Babie
Troll Dolls
Water Babies
Any kind of support for the Selena Fan Club

As most of you probably know, I will proudly be Nancy Kerrigan shortly after she got ganked in the leg with a collapsible baton by Tonya Harding's boyfriend, Shawn Eckardt. Paige is still deciding however is leaning towards plaid pants bikini top a la Gwen in Tragic Kingdom days, and Kristy will, naturally, be Emma Bunton (aka Baby Spice).

Here is some inspiration to help you find your icon:

If anything just wear some body glitter, a Rachel haircut, hair scrunchies, butterfly clips, a watch ring and a flannel. We also Like Girls Who Wear Abercrombie and Fitch, so whats the big dilio?
I know You Say I Only Hear What I Want To, but here are some of the classics that will be played:

Holly's picks:
Anything Amy Grant
Paula (first name is enough)

Paige's Picks:
Crash Test Dummies
Blink 182
Counting Crows

Our Picks we both like:
Taylor Dayne
The theme song from Space Jam, R. Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly"

Whatever, am I on glue or is this going to be the bomb?
See you this Saturday! I'm Outie!
Forever Your Girl,

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