Showing posts with label skanks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label skanks. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Hump Day: Roz and The Camera Man


Paige, myself, America, we all enjoy rooting for the underdog. We love 'Smalls' in The Sandlot, the horrific contestants on casting American Idol, Ringo Starr, and Michael Cera's character in every movie.
So we feel for ex-Bachelor contestant Rozlyn Papa, who "had a relationship" with a member of the production crew (I like to think it was a cameraman), in her 15 minutes of fame.

The cameramen/lighting guys are so easily overlooked. This poor guy probably had to sit idly by, camera on shoulder, filming season after season of crazy girls throwing themselves at these "desirable" and "studly" bachelors.
When Rozlyn, the reality show contestant/model/makeup-artist/"mother" (she sounds like a Juicy Couture sweats-wearing "cool mom") decided to jump the bones of the guy filming her, we sort of got it. We think Jake the Bachelor is cute, but he would totally be the kind of guy who wanted to tag along on "girls nights" and probably wears an apron while pouring himself a bowl of cereal. Not sexy.

Chris Harrison, who I adore, is married and an obvious tattle-tale.

Sure, one of the cameraman's biceps is probably larger than the other from carrying his equipment, or maybe he takes advantage of craft service table treats (God knows the girls aren't eating it), and he probably drives a white Chevy Malibu. We like the fact that it wasn't the star of "The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love" that Rozlyn fell for, but the (in our minds) artsy, shy, sensitive, nice-to-animals yet alluring cameraman.

We like that sexy Rozlyn went for the guy that doesn't wax his chest. We like that she had her rose taken away because she was "cheating" on Jake the Bachelor, while he was openly playing 15 other girls. We wish they would have at least kept her on the show, to see if this "spiritual" bachelor could really be forgiving and could have some sort of redemption talk with Rozlyn.

As you ponder all the awfulness of having two more days of work ahead, think about poor poor Rozlyn, and please, keep rooting for the underdog. Because we know you want Mighty Ducks 3 to happen.


Forever Your Girl,

Hollyn

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Hump Day Inspiration:


Tiger's Over-Looked Skanks..

We didn't want to, but we kind of had to write about this, no?


Skanks are everywhere. Look around you, you most likely have a co-worker, roommate or friend who is a skank and, odds as they are, there's a good chance this person has had "transsgressions" with Tiger Woods. You know those celebrity love triangles that shows how Ryan Seacrest is convulutedly related to Reba McIntire? We think it would be easier for anyone on planet Earth to be romantically linked to Tiger.


Look, we understand that infidelity is no laughing matter and there are so many people who've been wounded by Tiger. His beautiful wife, his children, his family, his fans, and especially his sponsors. Its hard to decide who to feel sorriest for! But Holly and my hearts really, truly go out to... the skanks that did not catch the Eye of (the)Tiger.


Lets face it, Tigs was all over the place, not only was he into the requisite blonde, the big boobed Vegas club girl, he had a soft spot for the "guidette New Jersey Shore" type, and he was also into homely, Perkins waitresses. Basically it could have been anyone...


For instance, here is a picture of Tiger's Perkins waitress, if she is good enough....



...then why not her... She looks nice!



And if this, fun lovin' Vegas party girl was hot enough to get down with Tiger...



...then why not this 'ol gal? She looks like a blast!



What we are trying to say is that we feel terrible for all parties involved, (besides Tiger, because as it turns out, he's kind of an enormous jerk, oh and our hearts aren't exactly bleeding for the home-wrecking skanks either) but we feel extra bad for the Vegas party girl standing next to the one that got to hook up with Tiger then sell her story for tons of cash, we feel bad for the Perkins waitress who was assigned to the table next to Tigers, missed opportunity stings.


Holly would also like to stress that she LOVES Perkin's, particularly the one in Sauk Rapids MN, that serves blueberry pancakes smotherd in butter and love.


Forever your un-skanky girl,

Paige